To My Parents
From Your Eldest Son.
I don't I'll ever forgive myself if I ever disobeyed my parents. They're the best I've had and will ever have. I don't want any other pair.
Thank you mom, thank you dad. I might not be the best of sons but I'm trying. I love you guys so much.
January 26, 2012
January 25, 2012
_______ don't know what they want.
Fill in the blank!
_______ don't know what they want.
A. BOYS
B. GIRLS
C. BOYS AND GIRLS
D. YOU
Are you sure? Is that your final answer?
We'll find out after this commercial break.
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Guy: *whistling*
Unknown: This is a stickup! Gimme your everything!
Guy: All right, all right! But who are you?!
Unknown: Call me... Love.
See this nice guy over here? Aww look he's helping an old lady cross the street! Girls like friends like that. Now, see this guy right here? Running over the old lady with his brand new sports car? Yeah that's what girls are looking for. Guys with nice cars. (Turns out he wasn't running over the old lady, he's giving her a lift right now, ain't that awesome?)
Amazon: Hello Jack!
Jack: Hiya!
Amazon: Have you met the natives of this island?
Jack: Yes! They can't make up their minds and are consistently inconsistent!
Amazon: Did you know they're also uninterested in men?
Jack: ... I'm moving back to New York.
Guy 1: So when girls get thinner they get smaller...
Guy 2: Mhm.
Guy 1: o.o
Guy 2: Mhm.
Guy: Why are girls so complicated?
Girl: Yes!
And we're back from commercial
<ding>
Oh no... looks like we're out of time.
I guess we'll have to continue next time!
See you all on the next episode of...
_______ don't know what they want.
A. BOYS
B. GIRLS
C. BOYS AND GIRLS
D. YOU
Are you sure? Is that your final answer?
We'll find out after this commercial break.
Ever wonder what stains and regrets have in common? That's right! They both don't come off easily! So use Stain Remover to remove those nasty stains. A few sprays and they'll disappear in a flash. Amazing, yes? Atleast that's one irremovable thing removed :-bd Buy one today!
Guy: *whistling*
Unknown: This is a stickup! Gimme your everything!
Guy: All right, all right! But who are you?!
Unknown: Call me... Love.
See this nice guy over here? Aww look he's helping an old lady cross the street! Girls like friends like that. Now, see this guy right here? Running over the old lady with his brand new sports car? Yeah that's what girls are looking for. Guys with nice cars. (Turns out he wasn't running over the old lady, he's giving her a lift right now, ain't that awesome?)
Amazon: Hello Jack!
Jack: Hiya!
Amazon: Have you met the natives of this island?
Jack: Yes! They can't make up their minds and are consistently inconsistent!
Amazon: Did you know they're also uninterested in men?
Jack: ... I'm moving back to New York.
Guy 1: So when girls get thinner they get smaller...
Guy 2: Mhm.
Guy 1: o.o
Guy 2: Mhm.
Guy: Why are girls so complicated?
Girl: Yes!
And we're back from commercial
<ding>
Oh no... looks like we're out of time.
I guess we'll have to continue next time!
See you all on the next episode of...
January 22, 2012
Still around... still playing.
I might have lost, but he still hasn't won. There is hope in my pocket. I shall have use for it.
And to you, new non-competitor but fellow player... you have yet to play a card. Choose wisely, cards have already been dealt. Play them one by one, or all at once, your call. I'm just saying, competition is hard here. It's getting harder.
But I have hope.
orange.
And to you, new non-competitor but fellow player... you have yet to play a card. Choose wisely, cards have already been dealt. Play them one by one, or all at once, your call. I'm just saying, competition is hard here. It's getting harder.
But I have hope.
orange.
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